#wait hang on... omg

[dirt-str1der]

They made hyoga look so much cooler in the anime hes just standing there , in the manga theyre all dripping wet and bedraggled and senku is dying as usual

[rockpaperscissuhs]

[flame-cat]

okay so on the topic of crotchety old men. could grunkle stan survive dungeon meshi. and could chilchuk tims rebuild the portal (and run the mystery shack AND take care of the twins)

[12am-motivation]

hrrrgrhhrh rui birthday card i'm screwed

[gomzdrawfr]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAGS ON MY FIC GOMZ (also I hit unfollow while trying to click on your ask box so don't worry about it SHVMSVH)

Anyway Christmas CoD headcanon:

I think Ghost doesn't do anything for christmas because his family situation is hmmmmm you know, something, but on the other hand, you've got Johnny who is just extremely excited about christmas, like that's his thing, he's wearing ugly sweaters the entirety of december, watching dumb christmas movies in his bedroom to fall asleep to, organizes the 141 secret santa, all of it.

Ghost is rolling his eyes at most of it and teases the shit out of Soap but in the end, he enjoys seeing him happy and busy.

Gaz likes Christmas, although not as much as Johnny boy over there. He does enjoy finding the most horrendous ugly sweaters known to man, but not for him, nooooo. He gifts the worst ones to Price, Ghost and Kate, with a shit eating grin on his face while he watches their faces go through all the stages of grief looking at the sweater's designs. They have to wear it now, it's a gift after all :3c

Price usually goes back to his family when it's Christmas time but sometimes it's just him and Nik and the two have a nice dinner in some overpriced restaurant. Price likes the idea of the holiday but he still feels strange around that time, like he doesn't belong there. He's so used to facing the worst the world has to offer that seeing the streets covering in lights and people busying themselves buying presents and everyone cheering just feels odd to him. Nik knows that and there might have been a year when he kidnapped John to a secluded chalet somewhere on a snowy mountain so the two could celebrate privately in front of a fire with a nice bottle of champagne while watching the snow fall outside.

((OFC I LOVE THAT FIC!!! I actually sent a similar idea to Rawr KJHFLKGSFHGDFALKH i just love the idea of warming up another person also if anyone haven't alr GO READ IT HERE! ALSO ON AO3!!!))

auuwgrjh I love this so much...I had a similar train of thought except Gaz and Soap are exchanged (I just feel like Soap can get crafty enough and bring out the most HORRENDOUS sweater ever and giving a big smile while he's handing it to them either because he's actually proud of what he found or he's being a lil shit, either way they can't turn it down cuz like you said, it's a gift)

Price there...UWEGH....the internalized rejection of wanting something warm....*sHAKES YOU* I think Nik would properly lavish him with gifts too...<333 thank you sm for this

[keylovesstuff]

Ok so @tiny-prom and @casual-derg 's Player One Luigi AUs has had in a chokehold for a minute and I had to write a little thing for Villainess Peach....cause I love her 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 and this little Idea has been on brain for a minute.

The final Hammer bro clutched its right arm and its trembling legs ultimately gave out collapsing on the ground. Struggling to maintain consciousness, it summoned what little strength was left to glance from the red boot to her blue.

"You ..won't get away... with this...Luigi…He'll stop you like always," it stammered out every word.

Princess Peach snorted with glee reverting her wand back to its battle axed state. She gave it a smirk and then her back before making her way to the throne room.

"Tell him I look forward to it." She said confidently.

Opening the doors to the chamber, as expected, she was met with an empty, bigger throne and a much smaller one beside it. Bowser made storming the place way too easy sometimes between leaving these goons he called as a defense and following his daily routine to a T. She might as well make herself comfortable for a bit, seeing as he wouldn't be back from his morning stroll for another hour. This Kingdom's so-called heroes must be out as well, seeing as no one came to the aid of the soldiers earlier. It was a special day, however, so it made some sense why they weren't around, she thought as she readjusted herself on the bigger throne. No more than ten minutes later did she hear the sound of footsteps approach the chamber, and in front of the opened door appeared her pride and joy.

"Dad, were you guys training the army again? I think you all went a little overboard." The prince commented in the direction of several laid out soldiers before letting out a surprise gasp."Mama Peach, " he yelled in excitement, running towards and jumping into her open arms as she stood up.

"Surprise," she said, pulling the koopaling into a tighter embrace. "Didn't I promise I'd come see you on your birthday?" She reminded him, smiling when she felt him nod in her neck.

"Thank you. Oh, Mama, " he pulled away to look at her."Were you the one who did that to everyone in the hallway? You should go easier on them next time, " Junior advised, looking back at the area once more.

"If I hold back, they'll never get stronger now, will they?" She asked, placing him down on the floor, giving him another smile as he sort of agreed. "I tell your dad that all the time, but I guess he's become rather complacent with those guys always around. Yes." Peach stated it as a fact more than a question.

"Luigi and Mario" The prince felt the need to clarify their names as he would always do. "They're the best fighters in the whole wide world," he praised, and she had to stop herself from outwardly grimacing.

"Yeah? Do you think they're even better than Mama?" She asked and giggled when he immediately went silent as he seemed to be thinking about it hard.

"Hmm, I can't decide who would win in a fight between you guys. Maybe a tie?" He concluded, not reaching a clear answer nor wanting to give it any more thought.

"A tie, huh? I'm glad you think so, son. " The Princess struggled a bit to maintain the calm and sweet demeanor in the presence of her child as she said that. It took her a few seconds to push the images of her losses to them into the back of her mind. "Well, you know mommy's can do anything, right? Even beat the best fighters in the world, " she told him, kneeling down to his eye level, and he nodded again.

The outcome would be different this time. Peach just knew that what she had planned would put an end to those guys once and for all. With them out of her way, Bowser would have no choice but to give into her demands. Finally, she would be able to raise her child how she wanted so that he could serve his purpose for the people. Letting her thoughts get ahead of her, she could feel a laugh undignified for a lady creeping up. Glancing at the clock, it appeared she only had about twenty minutes left till his Majesty would return if word hadn't reached him already about what went on not too long ago. If she didn't want her plans thwarted before having a chance to execute it, then it was probably best to get a move on.

"Junior, how about we -" she started and gasped, looking in every direction as if he had just vanished in thin air from where he was seconds ago. Switching from panic mode real quick, she once again reverted the battle axe to her wand mode just in case she ran into some minions daring to challenge her should they regain consciousness along her way.

Just as expected, Junior was in his mess of a room. Toys, crumpled up pieces of paper, bandana's, and art materials were scattered all over the floor while he was in the closet desperately searching for something. All she heard from him were "no's' ' , "not that", "how did this get in here" and saw the items being tossed out one after the other, She was starting to get antsy at Bowser returning and with those guys as well.

"Honey you shouldn't walk away when mama's deep in thought it's a little rude" she lectured "Oh but we simply must get going, I have a bunch of festivities planned for you back at the mushroom kingdom" Peach told him walking up to him at the closet.

"Found it!" He yelled in triumph, showing her a piece of paper with a drawing on it. Ignoring what she had just said, he pulled her arm so she'd lean down to look closer at the picture as he pointed to each figure. "That's Dad watching everyone from his seat, and that's Papa Luigi with huge muscles showing off his cool hammer. Right here, Kammy's fussing at Mario about something, I think he called her a funny name or something. Finally, me and you are over here holding hands and smiling. Do you like it?" He finished.

Peach focused on the image of the two of them for a little minute. She couldn't put a finger on it, but something was a little off about it. Then she caught it.

"Oh, what's that little thing on your head here?" She pointed to the picture of himself.

"That's your crown, can't you tell? You're not wearing it in the picture cause it's on me, " He told her as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "It reminds me of you since I don't see you all the time. At least on paper, I get to wear it just like you, Mama. Do you like it?" He repeated his question.

It took everything she had to hold back the tears of joy pricking at the corners of her eye. A son should never see his mother break down crying even if it is the happy sort. Winning the fight against her emotions, she took a deep breath before answering him.

"I love it. I'm happy to know you want to be just like mama sometimes. " She finished and started standing up before Juniors voice caught her attention midstand.

"You can have it. So whenever you miss me, you can look at the picture. " he handed it to her.

Peach held onto the paper with great care not to crease any of the already existing creases. Even with the addition of the four extra figures, Junior's art was perfect. So perfect, the thought of desecrating the portrait by cutting out the extra people as soon as she was alone with it exited her mind as soon as it entered. Yes, they could stay in pictured form she figured it'd be a good source to turn to should he find it difficult to produce some tears. Again, this plan is full proof, so he'd need many things to help him for the future.

"You're the sweetest." she placed her hand on top of his red hair and rubbed it softly. "But Mama's supposed to give you presents on your birthday." With a giggle, she stood up and reached for his hand. The boy took it, and she led him out of the room.

They walked a little ways outside the castle to the pipe she entered from. All while she promised him the best birthday cake and gifts he could dream of. The best part, though she reminded him, was that he was spending this special day with his mama.

[lostinivyy]

16yrs just to be called onlykiwi...(im literally stirring the pot)...ur honor im innocent

how i feel calling you onlykiwi instead in tags every time i mention you

[ragnars-tooth]

so very quick and sketchy but i was getting vague designs for all the tldc ladies down in one place

not so sure on gwendolen and gwilanna and i havent looked back at the books for details yet but these were just a quick cool down for the night 🫶

[widevibratobitch]

ough. argh. am i gonna be pathetic now. am i gonna do it. lmfao my lungs hurt

[lokh]

OTACON??!!!

[lookingupatthesamemoon]

i love when i add an f/o to the roster that canonically is from someplace close enough that i can go hang out there. it’s rare but it’s a delight when it happens <3. yes this is about hal shelburn from the monkey <3.

[merrinpippy]

arthur lester and i are claustrophobia buddies <3

[cosmogyros]

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[widevibratobitch]

sitting here drinking coffee and it suddenly hits me that there are actually people out there who like. genuinely like me and enjoy spending time with me???????? insane

[yume-fanfare]

and tomoya is Helping him. that's so tomoya of him

[bluisbeingstupid]

what if algadda but its like cult of the lamb or the other way around,,